Wednesday, June 19, 2024
In My 20s

Look At Me, I’m Trapped In A Box

Mime artists. Bugger me those people are irritating.

‘Look at me, look at me, I’m pretending to be trapped in a fake box. Aren’t I great.’

‘No, you’re a complete waste of oxygen you talentless toss-piece.’

Some people are doctors, saving lives. Some people are teachers, bringing knowledge to the world. Some people are coppers, protecting society. And some people pretend to be trapped in a fake box to amuse single-celled idiots.

What do you put on your CV?

Profession: Mime artist.

What skills can you bring to this company?: I can pretend to be trapped in a fake box.

What are you most proud of in your life?: I pretended to be trapped in a fake box.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?: Pretending to be trapped in a fake box.

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh. When did it come to this pray tell? 

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