Dad Jokes

We all know ‘dad jokes’ are the best jokes – even if absolutely no-one laughs at the time!

If you need a quick giggle, have a look at some of our ‘epic’, ‘side-splitting’ ‘classics’ below and let us know what you think. You can also check out our parenting memes here! For the latest, also check out our Facebook or Instagram pages.

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12 thoughts on “Dad Jokes

  • November 23, 2016 at 3:02 pm

    ‘I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired.’
    ‘Because I took a week off’

  • November 23, 2016 at 5:52 pm

    Did you hear about the new trend in corduroy pillows?
    They’re making headlines around the world.

  • November 25, 2016 at 9:27 am

    A bit of black tarmac and a bit of green tarmac go to the pub. A bit of red tarmac walks in and the black tarmac turns to the green tarmac and says “Oi, mate, watch out for him, he’s a cyclepath!”

  • November 27, 2016 at 8:31 am

    What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

  • November 27, 2016 at 8:34 am

    Why did Mozart kill the chicken?
    When he asked who its favourite composer was it said ‘Bach, Bach, Bach!’

  • November 27, 2016 at 8:35 am

    Two satellites got married.
    The wedding wasn’t much but the Reception was amazing!

  • December 3, 2016 at 9:02 am

    What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
    A wooly jumper.

  • December 7, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant!
    Roll on next year!

  • December 10, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff.

    Ba Dum Tsh

  • December 11, 2016 at 2:58 am

    I have a great pizza joke … although it’s a bit cheesy.

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