We all know ‘dad jokes’ are the best jokes – even if absolutely no-one laughs at the time!
If you need a quick giggle, have a look at some of our ‘epic’, ‘side-splitting’ ‘classics’ below and let us know what you think. You can also check out our parenting memes here! For the latest, also check out our Facebook or Instagram pages.
12 thoughts on “Dad Jokes”
‘I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired.’
‘Because I took a week off’
Did you hear about the new trend in corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines around the world.
A bit of black tarmac and a bit of green tarmac go to the pub. A bit of red tarmac walks in and the black tarmac turns to the green tarmac and says “Oi, mate, watch out for him, he’s a cyclepath!”
How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Why did Mozart kill the chicken?
When he asked who its favourite composer was it said ‘Bach, Bach, Bach!’
Two satellites got married.
The wedding wasn’t much but the Reception was amazing!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A wooly jumper.
My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant!
Roll on next year!
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff.
Ba Dum Tsh
I have a great pizza joke … although it’s a bit cheesy.
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