Monday, July 15, 2024
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7 Signs That Your ‘Baby Brain’ May Be Permanent

Most parents suffer from ‘baby brain’ after they have their first child. After all, a prolonged lack of sleep, coupled with almost permanent stress that your little one is going to suddenly escape / explode isn’t a good recipe for a focused mind. But two years down the line, when your baby brain has lasted longer than your little one was actually a ‘baby’ you start to realise that the condition may have become permanent! Here are some potential signs:

1. You enter a room with great purpose and a real sense of direction. 5 minutes later you’re still standing there racking your brain as to why you came in there in the first place.

2. You spend 15 minutes looking for your front door keys, getting increasingly frustrated. Before realising your front door keys are in your front door.


3. You arrive at nursery to collect your little one, hear that he’s eaten 2 lots of lunch and been digging in the sand. You put on his coat, collect his bag and open the car door – to find that the car seat isn’t actually in the car. So you have to phone your other half to bring her car and rescue you both from the rain and dark.

4. Little one has gone to bed at 7pm, you’ve put the oven on to heat up ready to cook dinner and all is well. Next thing you know, it’s 8pm, the oven is very warm indeed but there’s still no dinner in it and you realise you’ve been watching back to back episodes of Paw Patrol on your own for an hour.

5. You pop to the shops for a tin of baked beans. It takes an hour to walk there because your little one has interacted with all 4176 items on the way there, but you finally arrive just before it closes. Another hour later you arrive back home with numerous chocolate items, ice cream, a box of doughnuts and a 12 pack of cider. But no beans.

6. You take your other half’s car to work forgetting that your work locker key is on your own car’s keyring, so have to break into your own locker to get your stuff out – 7 times in the space of a month.


7. You… Um. What was I going to say? No clue. Balls. It was a good one as well!

There you have it. If you’ve done one or more of the above in the last few weeks there’s a good chance that your baby brain has become permanent. I wish you well in your future endeavours.

*some of the above may have been fabricated for dramatic / comedic effect.

**unfortunately it wasn’t. They were all true.

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One thought on “7 Signs That Your ‘Baby Brain’ May Be Permanent

  • Oh Jimbo, you’ve nailed it. I’ve done number 5 so many times….mainly to Waitrose where my primary aim is a free coffee and bag of maltesers, sod the beans. I always let Mouse walk home and it always takes twenty minutes longer than I originally estimate. Thanks for linking to #Chucklemums!

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