Wednesday, April 17, 2024
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11 Things I Never Knew About Myself…

Becoming a dad was and is an awesome experience and helped me discover lots of things I never knew about myself. Here are some of those things:

1. I have cat-like reactions and decent peripheral vision

If it wasn’t for these, Joshua would have toppled / jumped / nosedived from the changing table 72 times,the stairs 14 times, the window ledge 8 times and the back of the sofa 4 times.

2. I actually have baby-related emotions

In the past I’ve never had an interest in other people’s babies. When they were passed around at a party like a screaming, vomit-ridden pass the parcel I would politely decline. Or get more buffet food or pop to the toilet to avoid looking like a heartless weirdo. I never had an interest in buying gifts for other people’s babies. I never did the ‘goo goo goo’ thing at babies at they were wheeled down the road. I always said those feelings would come when I had my own child, but was never sure if that was just wishful thinking. So when Joshua ‘popped out’ it was a relief to find that I did have those feelings. Once I’d gotten over how big and purple his hands were of course…

3. I can change shitty nappies without vomiting

I never had any great desire to clean another person’s arse before Joshua was born. Not surprising, of course. After all, I doubt many people have babies purely because they want to change nappies. But having now changed hundreds of them and not vomited once, I can safely say I’ve nailed it and it’s just another part of being a dad!

4. I get frustrated quite easily

I’ve always been quite a logical and patient person, but babies / toddlers are not logical people. No amount of verbal reasoning will persuade Joshua to get down from tables, or to stop banging doors or to eat his dinner (or go to sleep tonight it seems!). This causes frustration in me that I hadn’t quite expected when I was reading the baby books. Hopefully as he gets a bit older he’ll be more responsive to rational arguments!!

5. My concentration span isn’t what it once was

‘Posy got on the scooter. She went up, she went down, she even tried to do a trick’

‘GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!! Get in Sturridge you beauty!! Have some of that Wales!!!!’


‘Posy fell off the scooter. Poor Posy’.

6. I am useless at parenting on less than 6 hours’ sleep

In fact I’m useless at everything these days if I don’t get enough sleep, partially due to my advancing years no doubt! With 4 hours sleep my parenting style is similar to a blow-up doll – lying on the sofa with a permanently shocked expression getting climbed on and grunted at!

7. I cry at things

I never used to have emotions. Now I cry at things. That film about time-travelling with Rachel McAdams and Margot Robbie – tears. The Unmumsy Mum first chapter – tears. 24hrs in A&E – tears. Anything to do with Children in Need – tears. Running out of vodka – tears.

8. I take too many photos of Joshua doing not-very-exciting things

Eating dinner – snap. Sleeping – snap. Climbing things – snap. Smiling – snap. Breathing – snap. I have become the stereotypical Japanese tourist of the parenting world.

9. I get angry over small things

Like people without children parking in parent and child spaces. ‘Oh hi BMW driver you appear to have forgotten your pissing child’ or ‘Ooopsie Mr van driver your child appears to have turned into a fucking toolbox’. Fortunately being British I usually tackle these offenders by staring angrily at the back of their heads. That’ll learn ’em.

10. I may have become slightly forgetful

Some days I struggle to remember where I left my keys, only to find they’re in my hand. Or the ignition. Or the fridge. Some days I forget to eat. Some days I forget I’ve already eaten a doughnut and mistakenly eat another. Some days I forget my own name.

11. I occasionally do stupid things

Tonight I managed to accidently convert this post from published into draft and then deleted the whole thing. So this is the rewritten version based loosely on the original which I posted 3 days ago. It might be better than the original – but it’s pretty unlikely! Hence my list now has 11 points rather than 10 ??

So there we have it – some of the many things I never knew about myself. Fatherhood has changed me in so many ways. Some aren’t good, but most are awesome and I definitely think I’m a better person now, even if I sometimes feel like I’m wrestling an oily squirrel, whilst swimming through treacle, whilst wearing a blindfold.

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18 thoughts on “11 Things I Never Knew About Myself…

  • Love this. My husband went from ‘dead inside’ before kids to blubbing at the news after! Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics

    • Parenthood definitely does something strange to the emotions!! Thanks for hosting and commenting!

  • This is hilarious and I am so with you on most of these points. The blow up doll comparison made me laugh out loud!! And staring angrily at the back of people’s heads, I love it. #FridayFrolics

    • What a lovely comment! Thanks for reading and no doubt I’ll have another blow up doll moment in about 6 hours!!

  • I love number 9 and number 11 in particular-so funny! And who doesn’t love changing the nappies of their firstborn. I may be a bit weird but I have an entire songbook of tunes dedicated to poo. #fortheloveofBLOG

    • Wow I’m impressed!! At least with our 2 year old nappy changes are a lot less frequent now!! Potty training next…

  • Further proof that Dads and Mums are just the same when it comes to their kids. I thought the crying thing was just hormones but it’s great to know I can just blame it on my daughter’s mere presence 🙂 #forTheLoveOfBlog

    • Oh yes we’re all very similar apart from the obvious!! The constant tiredness probably contributes to the emotions too!! Thanks for reading!

  • Love it! Much as I have always loved children, I was never interested in babies either. Other people’s babies always seemed uninteresting to me, but of course once I had my own they were endlessly fascinating! Changing a post from published to draft to deleted by accident is quite impressive, but a feat I am probably more than capable of myself so I’m not giggling too much!

    Thanks so much for linking up with #FridayFrolics. Hope to see you next time!

    • In my mind pressing ‘revert to draft’ meant go back to the last version, a bit like the ‘undo’ button on Word. However, given I’d never saved a draft it just reverted to a blank page. Which wasn’t ideal!!

  • Another fabulous post! I think we all find out a little bit ourselves once we have a baby especially in the beginning when we are tired, exhausted, sleep deprived, emotional etc. It’s hard in the beginning, but it does get easier and you do toughen up a little bit. I am terrible watching anything sad on TV, when I first had my daughter the Nationwide advert used to make me cry! Plus it really annoys me when people park in the Baby & Child bays especially at service stations where there are hardly any parking bays for us. Thanks so much for linking up at #fortheloveofBLOG. Claire x

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  • Good to know that it’s not just us mums who fall to tears at the drop of a hat. I’ve never cried so much, at the good, the bad, the tired, the silly, anything, since becoming a mom. Bravo daddy-o!

  • Not just us mums then! I cry a lot these days, too – never used to at all!

  • Eeeks, I would absolutely cry if I deleted a draft post knowing it was halfway good! Thank you for linking up with the #chucklemums again 🙂

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