All I Ask – A Chocolate Parody

Adele and chocolate rank highly in my list of favourite things.  So seeing as it’s Easter I thought I would combine the two.  Here is my version of the heart-achingly beautiful, “All I Ask” for everyone that has overindulged on the chocolate eggs.

You might need a crowbar…

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All I Ask

I’ve been stood on the scales again
It wasn’t good
The number’s way to high, you know
It’s time that we part ways my friend
And I am scared of what is coming next
No more chocolate in my life


Look, don’t get me wrong
I know we’ve tried this all before
All I ask is


If this is my last taste of you
Linger in my mouth, let’s just pretend
You’re not adding to my waistline.
Take you by the wrapper while I savour every bite
It matters how this ends
Cause I’m never going to eat you again


I will love you from afar
I can’t even dip my spoon
into the Nutella jar
No one soothes me like you do
And I can’t use the PMT excuse
I’m really going to miss you


Look, don’t get me wrong
I know we’ve tried this all before
All I ask is

If this is my last taste of you
Linger in my mouth, let’s just pretend
You’re not adding to my waistline
Take you by the wrapper while I savour every bite
It matters how this ends
Cause I’m never going to eat you again


Let this be my last taste divine
Let me have the will power this time
I don’t wanna share you with no one
And I ain’t asking for no fun size
All I ask is


If this is my last taste of you
Linger in my mouth, let’s just pretend
You’re not adding to my waistline
Take you by the wrapper while I savour every bite
It matters how this ends
Cause I’m never going to eat you again

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