Dad jokes

We all know ‘dad jokes’ are the best jokes – even if absolutely no-one laughs at the time!

Spread some joy by submitting your best dad jokes using the comments form below and then vote on your favourites. Feel free to use any of the ones submitted as a means of entertaining your own children. They’ll thank you for it one day…

If we ‘enjoy’ your joke we might feature it on Facebook and Twitter as our #dadjokeoftheday so please pop your Twitter handle at the end of your joke if you have one!

If you just need a quick giggle, have a look at some of our ‘epic’, ‘side-splitting’ ‘classics’ below and let us know what you think…



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  1. joshuasdadjames ( User Karma: 1 ) says:

    ‘I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired.’
    ‘Because I took a week off’

  2. Fran Taylor ( User Karma: 0 ) says:

    A bit of black tarmac and a bit of green tarmac go to the pub. A bit of red tarmac walks in and the black tarmac turns to the green tarmac and says “Oi, mate, watch out for him, he’s a cyclepath!”

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