Dad jokes

We all know ‘dad jokes’ are the best jokes – even if absolutely no-one laughs at the time!

If you need a quick giggle, have a look at some of our ‘epic’, ‘side-splitting’ ‘classics’ below and let us know what you think…

 

 

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12 thoughts on “Dad jokes

  • November 23, 2016 at 3:02 pm
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    ‘I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired.’
    ‘Why?’
    ‘Because I took a week off’

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  • November 23, 2016 at 5:52 pm
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    Did you hear about the new trend in corduroy pillows?
    They’re making headlines around the world.

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  • November 25, 2016 at 9:27 am
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    A bit of black tarmac and a bit of green tarmac go to the pub. A bit of red tarmac walks in and the black tarmac turns to the green tarmac and says “Oi, mate, watch out for him, he’s a cyclepath!”

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  • November 27, 2016 at 8:34 am
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    Why did Mozart kill the chicken?
    When he asked who its favourite composer was it said ‘Bach, Bach, Bach!’

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  • November 27, 2016 at 8:35 am
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    Two satellites got married.
    The wedding wasn’t much but the Reception was amazing!

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  • December 3, 2016 at 9:02 am
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    What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
    A wooly jumper.

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  • December 7, 2016 at 6:11 pm
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    My new years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant!
    Roll on next year!

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