It’s officially happened, I’ve become my mother. The line was crossed on the 1st of May, it took 243 days
A call was put out to the Smilesquad recently. Are any of you constantly losing your sh*t? ‘That’s me!’, I thought.
Like a lingering smell of gloss paint (not initially unpleasant but gets on your tits after a while and makes
I must say I’m not sure how I handled the fact that Daddypoppins had nearly as many followers on Facebook
So the long and the short of it is, I’ve decided to quit my job as an Auctioneer and become